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Home brewing

Article published 17th Feb 10
Home brewing Stray

What:
Home brewing

Where:
At home

How much:
$100-$300 to get set up

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So ya wanna drink beer right, you also have no money, and you're reaaaaaally lazy. WHAT TO DO!? Well have I got a tip for YOU!

Get yourself a sciencey buff who is into researching and studying up on anything (ANYTHING) and team them up with a friend who is so pent up with mood swings that they are looking for something (ANYTHING) to do with their hands. Ask them if they want to join your beer brewing club and hey presto! You got yourself some free beer.

Sure, if you wanna get involved you can buy the cans, read the instructions and clean everything really well. Or you can do what my lackies do and buy all the grains and hops and brew it from scratch (you should get something like the brewpal app if ya wanna get that fancy tho). Tastes a lot better that way, but you need some hard working chumps and you may have to help hold crap from time to time.

So follow my sure fire method to cheap lazy beer and you'll never go hungry* again.
 
*you should demand they make you snacks while they are brewing or you will in fact go hungry.

By Matt Banham

Ambience: Education

Location: Urban

Keywords: Beer, Home brew

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